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February 11, 2011 at 7:17 pm
I cannot look at him or listen to him- I lay the full
responsibility for Dr. Tiller's death on him- he is pure evil
responsibility for Dr. Tiller's death on him- he is pure evil
February 11, 2011 at 9:11 pm
Well, I would not go that far, but I respect your opinion on the issue.
February 11, 2011 at 9:44 pm
I would as does Maher and many others
he called for it over and over again
he called for it over and over again
February 11, 2011 at 9:47 pm
Are you claiming that BillO called for the murder of Dr. Tiller in so many words? If so, I would appreciate links to the videos of him doing so. I wll be searching for them myself in the meantime.
February 11, 2011 at 9:49 pm
just about so many yes
the way a coward words it so they can back out
when they have to be responsible for their actions
they avoid the consequences
the way a coward words it so they can back out
when they have to be responsible for their actions
they avoid the consequences
February 11, 2011 at 10:51 pm
Ok, I hear ya. I do know quite a bit about word play after all these years. I am scanning through many of his vids on the matter right now and trying to look at them with an open mind and an unbiased spirit.
February 11, 2011 at 10:56 pm
http://crooksandliars.com/david-neiwert/bill-oreilly-has-dr-george-tillers-b
February 11, 2011 at 10:59 pm
I might suggest, that discussion of the topic of abortion be redirected to the following thread. http://www.facebook.com/the.doc.haynes.show/posts/170245486355545
I think it might be relevant there to look at how some extremists such as BillO cloud the debate with their own personal rhetoric.
That is not to say that you cannot continue here on the matter, but it does look like we are passing into a topic that has a more far reaching objective than the mere stupidity of William O'Reilly. IE: How is the life of a fetus of more value than that of a murdered doctor?
I think it might be relevant there to look at how some extremists such as BillO cloud the debate with their own personal rhetoric.
That is not to say that you cannot continue here on the matter, but it does look like we are passing into a topic that has a more far reaching objective than the mere stupidity of William O'Reilly. IE: How is the life of a fetus of more value than that of a murdered doctor?
February 11, 2011 at 11:19 pm
So, I wake up today and find that HLS_Group is now following me on Twitter. So I am like, who the heck is HLS_Group? So I check and HLS stands for Homeland Security. Well it is a good thing that I never say anything online that would bother the government. lmao
February 10, 2011 at 3:03 pm
*Oh Shit* :(
February 10, 2011 at 3:05 pm
I know huh?
Damn, I always thought the phrase "Big Brother is Watching You" was supposed to just be metaphorical. lol
Damn, I always thought the phrase "Big Brother is Watching You" was supposed to just be metaphorical. lol
February 10, 2011 at 3:08 pm
Did You Ever See The Movie "1984" Doc! *Sigh*
February 10, 2011 at 3:08 pm
Saw the movie, read the book and even bought the t-shirt.
February 10, 2011 at 3:09 pm
I Guess I Should Tone Down My Shit On Here! *Gulp*
February 10, 2011 at 3:11 pm
The funny thing is, that from my postings on the web, they must be aware, that I know they can watch us. I am thinking this must be their way of saying, "YES doc, we ARE watching YOU!'
I could block them, for all the good that would do. No, I figure I will just mess with their heads and feed them disinfo. LMAO
I could block them, for all the good that would do. No, I figure I will just mess with their heads and feed them disinfo. LMAO
February 10, 2011 at 3:14 pm
Just Be Careful Dock! ;)
February 10, 2011 at 3:15 pm
They better do more than follow my lame ass Twitter account if they want to scare me. The day I start worrying about these goons is the day I move to a cave (oops, maybe cave is the wrong word to use) in West Virginia and put a tin foil hat on my head.
February 10, 2011 at 3:19 pm
Just to be safe though, I think I will take down one of my blog entries. The title might upset them. I guess that I should not have named it "DHS is a Bunch of Nancy Boys". lol
February 10, 2011 at 3:22 pm
LOL! ;)
February 10, 2011 at 3:34 pm
NANCY BOYS? EXCUSE ME?
February 10, 2011 at 3:48 pm
Ooops. LMAO
February 10, 2011 at 3:49 pm
HI NAN! <3 U ;)
February 10, 2011 at 4:02 pm
Hi guys, oh crap now they will follow me on here lol
February 10, 2011 at 4:18 pm
Nancy, what makes you think that they were not doing that already? lol
February 10, 2011 at 4:20 pm
LMFAO!! :o
February 10, 2011 at 4:25 pm
lmao
February 10, 2011 at 5:01 pm
((((SANDRA)))) :)<3
February 10, 2011 at 5:07 pm
Does 2,577 mean that they are following that # of people?
February 11, 2011 at 3:50 pm
Yup.
February 11, 2011 at 4:50 pm
Hey babe- at this point you should be glad anyone is following you-
February 11, 2011 at 5:46 pm
Well there is that. LMAO
February 11, 2011 at 5:48 pm
okay Doc- this is a bullshit site
I had a buddy check it out- and trust me
he knows the difference
so put that wig and dress away
I had a buddy check it out- and trust me
he knows the difference
so put that wig and dress away
February 11, 2011 at 5:53 pm
LMFAO!! :o
February 11, 2011 at 5:53 pm
and when you do apply the make up- don't go over the
lip line- at least not unless you are standing in line
at PayNo with a name tag and a poly leisure suit
lip line- at least not unless you are standing in line
at PayNo with a name tag and a poly leisure suit
February 11, 2011 at 5:55 pm
I KNEW IT!! :o
February 11, 2011 at 5:56 pm
I mean really Doc- it LOOKS like a phish to begin with
-when they are after you - you don't know it
trust me-
not until it's too late to get out
and they do not send messages to tell you that
no matter what the law says
you are safe
it's good to have old lovers in really good places
-when they are after you - you don't know it
trust me-
not until it's too late to get out
and they do not send messages to tell you that
no matter what the law says
you are safe
it's good to have old lovers in really good places
February 11, 2011 at 5:58 pm
I ain't worried about it. If I had been, I would have actually checked them out myself. Personally I would not even care if it had been the actual DHS. I just figured it was good for a laugh or two, which judging by the number of comments left here, I would say it was successful. lol
February 11, 2011 at 5:59 pm
LMFAO!!
February 11, 2011 at 6:00 pm
we care Doc we try
February 11, 2011 at 6:00 pm
I would work on that disguise though - cause "there are some
hungry women and they will really make a mess out of you-oo"
hungry women and they will really make a mess out of you-oo"
February 11, 2011 at 6:03 pm
I am just surprised that no-one here mentioned, that I almost never use my Twitter and when I do, it is usually just to tell people that thunderstorms have taken my power or internet out. I really don't post any interesting tweets. lol
February 11, 2011 at 6:04 pm
That's It Danielle, Throw A Little Bob Dylan At Him!! ;)
February 11, 2011 at 6:05 pm
Bring them on! lol
February 11, 2011 at 6:05 pm
thought all would know who it was-
how could we not?
I go to Bob at times like he is Jesus or Otis or Aretha
or others
Van et
how could we not?
I go to Bob at times like he is Jesus or Otis or Aretha
or others
Van et
February 11, 2011 at 6:06 pm
"He ain't worried- he's our brother"
February 11, 2011 at 6:19 pm
and now- "Tonto must ride
Hi Ho Silver- Away"- that's not your line Tonto
jesus-
"should be damn it"
white men
Hi Ho Silver- Away"- that's not your line Tonto
jesus-
"should be damn it"
white men
February 11, 2011 at 6:22 pm
Danielle, You Need To Sober Up Some..... Or Not! LOL!
February 11, 2011 at 6:30 pm
I don't think she drinks, and I am sober.
Haven't had a drink in days.
Haven't had a drink in days.
February 11, 2011 at 6:33 pm
not a drinker babe
can but not into it
can but not into it
February 11, 2011 at 6:44 pm
can have one but usually pass it by
I am nuts for a living
pays well
or drives you nuts
I just let it roll
I am nuts for a living
pays well
or drives you nuts
I just let it roll
February 11, 2011 at 6:45 pm
I can't afford to drink as often as I would like to.
February 11, 2011 at 6:46 pm
Clean yourself up- hide the pantyhose
and find yourself a gal with a check book
they are out on the hunt everywhere
and find yourself a gal with a check book
they are out on the hunt everywhere
February 11, 2011 at 7:03 pm
Elvis Presley - January 8, 1935 and died on August 16, 1977
January 8, 2011 at 3:55 pm
That is bogus. This was an animated gif file when I uploaded it. I guess Facebook doesn't allow animations.
January 8, 2011 at 3:58 pm
November 15, 2010 at 10:27 pm
LMAO!
November 15, 2010 at 10:38 pm
Too funny!
November 15, 2010 at 11:11 pm
hee hee...
November 15, 2010 at 11:48 pm
I figured I better tag myself to one of the more complimentary images here, before someone tags me to the image on the right. lol
Now that I am safe, you can all tag anyone you wish to the images here. I think I will tag Amber as the broccoli since she is kinda tall for a short chick and she seems to be colored green quite a bit of the time. lol
Now that I am safe, you can all tag anyone you wish to the images here. I think I will tag Amber as the broccoli since she is kinda tall for a short chick and she seems to be colored green quite a bit of the time. lol
November 16, 2010 at 12:03 am
Lol...thanks Doc.
November 16, 2010 at 10:49 am
that's funny!
November 18, 2010 at 5:54 pm
I thought it was pretty funny too Kristy, that is why I added it to my funnies folder. Jessica sent it to me in an e-mail ad I could not resist sharing it with my friends.
I happen to be a big fan of the "I Hate This Game" conundrum. (wow I spelled conundrum right the first try. Hopefully I am also using the word correctly. Just kidding of course. lol)
For example, I hate when my rich friends, when playing a game of "Why Do I Hate", ask the question, "I Hate Poor People Because?"
Damn, that one pisses me off every time. I have no good answer for that, because I personally don't hate poor people. Let's be serious, How could I hate them? I am not big into self hate after all.
So I normally just excuse myself, saying that I need to use the restroom, and then I pretty much gank them for all of their valuable silverware and priceless Negro Figurines and tell them that I have to go home early due to an upset tummy.
Well, if any of those rich friends of mine, be friending me here on Facebook, then I guess the jig is up, but screw all that noise, you talk to a poor man with contempt about poor folk, damn biziches are lucky I only take their stuff. After all, their 19 year old daughter is upstairs and has been flirting with me for months now. I could just drop an angry seed into the family of these stuck up elitist mother (censored by Facebook. Believe me people he went on and on with many derogatory statements about the wealthy that you would not want to hear.)
So in conclusion, I guess I am just a fan of the "Hate This Game" thingy, but I always try to not hate on the players. I do fail in this endeavor at times though.
Peace out MFs. I have spoken and now I will be quiet.
I happen to be a big fan of the "I Hate This Game" conundrum. (wow I spelled conundrum right the first try. Hopefully I am also using the word correctly. Just kidding of course. lol)
For example, I hate when my rich friends, when playing a game of "Why Do I Hate", ask the question, "I Hate Poor People Because?"
Damn, that one pisses me off every time. I have no good answer for that, because I personally don't hate poor people. Let's be serious, How could I hate them? I am not big into self hate after all.
So I normally just excuse myself, saying that I need to use the restroom, and then I pretty much gank them for all of their valuable silverware and priceless Negro Figurines and tell them that I have to go home early due to an upset tummy.
Well, if any of those rich friends of mine, be friending me here on Facebook, then I guess the jig is up, but screw all that noise, you talk to a poor man with contempt about poor folk, damn biziches are lucky I only take their stuff. After all, their 19 year old daughter is upstairs and has been flirting with me for months now. I could just drop an angry seed into the family of these stuck up elitist mother (censored by Facebook. Believe me people he went on and on with many derogatory statements about the wealthy that you would not want to hear.)
So in conclusion, I guess I am just a fan of the "Hate This Game" thingy, but I always try to not hate on the players. I do fail in this endeavor at times though.
Peace out MFs. I have spoken and now I will be quiet.
November 18, 2010 at 11:36 pm
fricken hilarious Doc
January 8, 2011 at 4:25 pm
love it
January 12, 2011 at 7:34 pm
November 4, 2010 at 10:57 am
OMG!!! this is hilarious, Im always making pie charts and graphs to understand things!!!! youre too funny
November 4, 2010 at 11:04 am
Go Meatloaf!!!
November 24, 2010 at 2:39 pm
September 15, 2010 at 11:27 pm
lol love the julius cesar one "don't be creepy, dude." hahaha hilarious!
September 16, 2010 at 12:30 am
September 15, 2010 at 11:26 pm
This is some good stuff doc!
September 16, 2010 at 12:14 am
poor abe lol
September 16, 2010 at 12:31 am
Is Glenn Beck a hypocritical douchebag? Are you? Check out this discussion on The Daily Show Facebook page and check for yourself. http://tinyurl.com/27z6oba
September 9, 2010 at 2:09 pm
Since we are talking about Glenn Beck and hypocrisy, I should probably add this to the mix.
If anyone else besides myself watched the coverage of Mr. Beck's "Restoring Honor" rally on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial recently, they will remember him saying, that what we all need to do is be honest and "just tell the truth." They also might recall him saying with moist eyes about how he had been visiting famous tourist destinations around the nation's capital. Beck then says, "I went to the National Archives, and I held the first inaugural address written in his own hand by George Washington."
Well, according to Archives spokeswoman Susan Cooper, Beck didn't lay a finger on any precious documents, much less George Washington’s inaugural address. That would be a major violation of policy. "Those kinds of treasures are only handled by specially trained archival staff," she explains.
If anyone else besides myself watched the coverage of Mr. Beck's "Restoring Honor" rally on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial recently, they will remember him saying, that what we all need to do is be honest and "just tell the truth." They also might recall him saying with moist eyes about how he had been visiting famous tourist destinations around the nation's capital. Beck then says, "I went to the National Archives, and I held the first inaugural address written in his own hand by George Washington."
Well, according to Archives spokeswoman Susan Cooper, Beck didn't lay a finger on any precious documents, much less George Washington’s inaugural address. That would be a major violation of policy. "Those kinds of treasures are only handled by specially trained archival staff," she explains.
September 9, 2010 at 10:02 pm
https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=191301424244832